May 2013
wwiao:
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
jalexaremyhomeboys:
zourrifying:
reason to not become an adult
you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
on the off-chance that you do become an adult you could upgrade the excuse to
“sorry but i’m doing something with my mum that day”
These 11-Year-Olds Are Metal As Fuck
latinagabi:
socialismartnature:
Their name is Unlocking the Truth. The Brooklyn-based band consists of three 11-year-old kids who write and create their own heavy metal music. Rock on, little dudes!
Here’s their Facebook page.
Click Read More to see their videos.
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omg please check them out!
dreamplanreach:
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
HOLY FUCK
Suppose a man makes unwanted social advances to a woman in, let’s say, a...
– D.A. Clarke, “A Woman With a Sword” (via foodbeersexwhatever)
Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always make a trip to...
– Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan on being detained at the U.S. Airport—twice. (Once, he was detained while promoting a film called “My Name is Khan” which was ironically about a person with the last name Khan suffering from repeated racial profiling.)
Multiple actors and other prominent...
rachelevation76:
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
sister team to team “i wore this version of my uniform to work the last time i worked, but i had a day off inbetween, so no one will notice”
Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side…..
– Webstar (via lymphatos)
what doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears...
– c.c. (via perfect)
Trans men are MEN. Not special edition sparkly vampire fluffy unicorn...
– freedominwickedness (via kiriamaya)
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
hommos:
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
eternallyshizzal:
lovehgood:
let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
rachelevation76:
mollyandthegirls:
You can go straight to Hell if you’re criticizing someone for taking preventative measures against cancer
You know that kind of pushback would never happen against a male doing the equivalent.
that’s why circumcision is so popular -_-
Chicago high school launches LGBT student... →
gaywrites:
More and more schools around the country offer gay-straight alliances, but one Chicago high school is trying to take the classic GSA to the next level.
Stephanie Tovar, a junior at Lincoln Park High School in Chicago, is working to create a mentoring program similar to Big Brothers Big Sisters specifically for gay students at her school. LGBT students would be paired with a mentor...
misandry-mermaid:
The way you know Mens Rights is a legitimate activist movement is how they dox people and send rape threats to those they want to intimidate. I mean, that’s how all legitimate human rights activists have gotten shit done. Remember when Rosa Parks was denied a seat up front so she made rape threats to the driver and put his nudie pics all over the internet? If she hadn’t done...
rachelevation76:
perfectlycrystal:
I for one think angelina jolie will look a lot hotter as a living human being who doesnt die from breast cancer
Bless you, my child.
politicsofmylund:
canoncerealurl:
hamiltonians:
hamiltonians:
every time i see those sympathetic hitler posts with like 100k+ notes i want to die
ok and it just makes me laugh that the picture is of hitler holding hands with a little girl because like…… just google “hitler with children” hitler took pictures with as many children as possible to humanize him to the german people
#you...
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curseboxes:
she wants the d(ecent representation of queer characters within mainstream media without their plot being reduced to said sexuality)
fuckyeahsexeducation:
If I were to make t-shirts that said “Save people, not boobies”, with proceeds going to breast cancer organizations (that aren’t the Susan G. Komen foundation or any other organizations with similar practices) would people buy them?